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Meanwhile, in the stricken Third World of Middle Earth
Mood: not sure
From: vihelm@jumpy.it
Subject: (SPAM?) Please I need your honest and urgent assistance in good faith
Date: August 2, 2004 6:38:23 AM CDT
To: vihelm@jumpy.it

Dear Beloved,

I am Vivien Grimhelm Wormtongue, The only daughter of late Counsellor Gríma Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.

My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king Théoden of Rohan. In his position my father altogether legally and correctly acquired significant assets throughout Rohan in order to protect
the Kingdom from enemy forces within and without.

In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was illegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom.

Before this he had with foresight already entirely legally deposited gold worth S$42,000,000 with one of the Africa leading Banks in Cote d' Ivoire of which I will let you know if you identify your interest.

While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a band of northern Orcs.

My family was obliged to seek refuge in northern Dunland among some of our sympathisers.

My father left to me all documents necessary the retrievement aforesaid from the Bank. However, in the current political circumstances my solicitor believes it unwise for me to attempt to make the trip from Dunland to Cote d' ivoire, and has recommended that I seek a trustworthy foreign business partner into
whose account this amount worth of gold could be tranferred into.
This appears to be the best option as we are unable to open an account in Dunland.

Therefore I am seeking your trustworthy assistance and cooperation.

You will provide information about your account that will enable a deposit to be made in your name.

I will contact the Bank and inform them that the money is to be placed into your account.

Upon completion of the transaction your share of the proceeds will be 15% net following deduction of all transfer fees, that is US$6,300,000.

If the transaction goes well I will also look forward to maintaining you as a profitable business partner for future ventures.

Therefore I will need your phone and fax numbers to enable me send them to the bank immediately as well as the account number of which this fund will be transfer into.

It goes without saying that I can expect your complete cooperation in keeping this matter confidential prefatory to completion as I awaits your urgent response.

Please reach me at my email address:vichelm2000@yahoo.fr

Best regards,
Miss Vivien Grimhelm Wormtongue

Date: 2004-08-26 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minnow1212.livejournal.com
Hee! This cracked me up. Thanks for posting it.

Date: 2004-08-26 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ludditerobot.livejournal.com
I sent that to friends. That's great.

Date: 2004-08-26 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honorh.livejournal.com
Hee! Gonna go spam my friends now.

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